CARPET STAIN: ROB ZOMBIE’S HALLOWEEN

David Gordon Green’s Halloween remake hits theaters this weekend, and the positive buzz around the 2018 remake might have us forget that this isn’t the first return to Haddonfield we’ve seen century. Dreadlocked metalhead turned horror auteur Rob Zombie tried his hand at resurrecting The Shape in 2007, and the result is one of the more outright reviled horror properties of recent memory. Thom and Tom revisit Zombie’s Halloween remake: is it really that bad?

PROFONDO CARPET: ARGENTO’S DEEP RED, PLUS THE TWIN PEAKS PILOT

All those high hats and funky bass licks can only mean one thing: the blood flows and the Carpet unfurls for Dario Argento‚Äôs giallo-to-end-all-gialli, Deep Red (37:50). But first, Thom and Tom warm up for their upcoming deep dive on Twin Peaks: The Return but winding back to where David Lynch’s cult fave series began, Carpet Cleaning 1990’s feature-length Twin Peaks pilot (2:40).

ARGENTO MONTH BEGINS WITH THE BIRD! PLUS,CARPET CLEANING PET SEMATARY

The Carpet welcomes the most blood-curdling month on the calendar by beginning its discussion of Dario Argento’s stylish murder thrillers. Where else to start than with the film that made the giallo form an international craze, his 1970 debut The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (26:35). But first, Thom and Tom dig up another horror icon, Carpet Cleaning the hit 1989 Stephen King adaptation Pet Sematary (3:40).